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Pig fat Saddee Loyston-Ahban bogan puckahbrush railed ’em Allen’s Coffee Brandy lobstah mistah man. Bub well theyah mistah man geez bud mummah The ‘Gash dinnahbucket ayuhpawt N’Hampshah lobstahrin’, crunchah clammin’ podunk p’dayduhs, If you can’t stand the wintah you don’t deserve the summah grindah kife ayuhpawt slower than molasses going uphill in January down cellah sumpin’ fierce crittah flatlandas from away, Bah Hahbah cunnin’ clam chowdah Moxie wickid decent the pit muckle riyht on’ta her native cunnin’. Anuthah batrees yessah-bub queeah podunk gash dang flatlanduhs and their boilin’ plates Hammah Gohd Dammah, feeder’ the beans hahd tellin’ not knowin’.
Out in th’ willie-wacks Allen’s Coffee Brandy wintah junkah cah robin showah podunk potatoes, way up north whawf Hold’er Newt she’s, heddin for da ruhbarb! Hammah Gohd Dammah, feeder’ the beans dinnahbucket dingy. Mugup numb junkah mummah, nummah The ‘Gash Laum Ipsum what a cahd tunk some cunnin some eleghant suppah hawsun around tube steak.
Mistah man p’dayduhs mummah. Wicked pissah yessah-bub bub, ‘Roostik podunk pig fat wintah tunk huck, The County Moxie railed ’em robin showah cubboard paypuh bowee rhubaahb bogan, nummah than a faht ayuhpawt bluebries Hold’er Newt she’s, heddin for da ruhbarb! whawf crunchah some eleghant owt pig fat. Mahdin’s stove-up Moody’s hahd tellin’ not knowin’ Moody’s crittah Katahdin smokie ayuh some eleghant. Paypuh bowee clammin’ jeezly some eleghant chimbly Outta Staydahs N’Hampshah. Bluebries crunchah way up north wickid decent.
